The Unified Network is proud to announce its newest service UnifieDisco, the Anti-Techno. An innovative and new business model to deter bad music and dance floor trolling. Completely complementary with Unified’s existing services such as Patents, Brands, and Consulting, UnifieDisco will seamlessly overlay them all with music, food, and cocktails to enhance their value and the increase adoption in the Intellectual Property community.

The initial venue will be located in Dublin, California, an up and coming city in Northern California situated at the intersection of two major East Bay freeways and home to a Korean BBQ, Hobby Lobby, and Tesla dealership which demonstrates its clear diversity. The actual location will be kept secret for now to avoid the inevitable trolls, but luckily there was an abandoned bowling alley within striking distance of an Outback Steakhouse, Starbucks, and a BART entrance available which has the deep acoustics necessary to house the next major stop on the Top 100 DJs circuit and some serious BASS. Also, local zoning allowed for the easy addition of soap and gelatin machines.

Rumors that DJ Iancu might take up residence are unfounded. Instead, we were lucky to have DJ Apix agree to be the resident spinner. A local legend in the greater Tri-Valley area, he brings a deep and some might say unnecessary knowledge of late 90’s, early 2000s hip-hop. International visitors can take advantage of Livermore Regional Airport, located only minutes away with full support for G6s. Stayed tuned for more shortly. Or not.